Kim Orndorff

Suspension Not Made Easy - and how to fix it, dirt bike chick style!

She's back! Kim Orndorff explores how men and women view dirt biking - and life - through humorously unique lenses. Viva La Difference!

The real problem though involves a small percentage of J.Q. Public. They don’t understand the complexities inherent in the system and therefore expect miracles equivalent to Moses parting the Red Sea. When they don’t get them, they get nasty, and amazingly enough all their parts immediately go on back order. We find this to be ironic and will cheerfully call said individuals with the bad news.

Dear Readers: I'm not dead. I'm not trapped under my motorcycle in the middle of some godforsaken Utah desert.

Many years ago in a country far far away there existed a desert club called ?The Racing Banana Slugs.? Their club members did what every club since the inception of clubs have done. Fought over who was gonna be forced to be President next term, argued over who did NOT send the paperwork in to the AMA on time and gossiped over who had put a big bore kit in their 250 and was a ?cheatin? sumbitch.?

When I was but a wee lass, I apparently got in the habit of spilling my drink at dinner. My parents got tired of cleaning up milk spills, and my dad finally warned me I was going to get spanked the next time it happened.

I received some interesting junk mail the other day. It wasn't addressed to 'Resident', it was addressed to me, personally, Kim Orndorff. That means 'THEY' know who I am, how old I am, and probably what my last purchase was

I have a list of things likely to drive me nuts. I mean more nuts than I already am. Impending menopause and that stupid hard plastic packaging manufacturers use that you CANNOT get into without the Jaws of Life and chain mail to protect you...